I just got an email inviting me to a "Write a Will" workshop

So, I just got an email inviting me to a "Write a Will" workshop (from the Loft, a movie theater of all places). Here's what it said:

Writing a will doesn't have to be mysterious. Now you can learn how to prepare a will at one of these three free workshops.

TUESDAY, MARCH 9th from 2:00 pm - 4:00 pm TUCSON MUSEUM OF ART RSVP 616-2694 or lschellie@tucsonmuseumofart.org WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10th from 11:30 am - 1:30 pm TUCSON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA RSVP 792-9155 or kbyers@tucsonsymphony.org TUESDAY, MARCH 23rd from 9:30 am - 11:30 am THE LOFT CINEMA RSVP 322-5638 or amy@loftaz.com Don't leave things to chance - Write a Will. You can do more for your family and your community. Attend one of these free workshops to learn what you need to consider when preparing a will. FOOD AND BEVERAGE PROVIDED. Hosted by Arizona Theatre Company, The Loft Cinema, Tucson Museum of Art, Tucson Symphony Orchestra and UA Presents.

So, apparently, the Loft thinks I'm about to croak. Thanks, Loft. I never knew there were workshops for writing your will. I mean I guess I don't know how I would go about writing my will, so maybe I should attend. It just seems a weird thing to teach people. And sponser, by a bunch of arts programs no less. Hm.

My favorite part is "FOOD AND BEVERAGE PROVIDED." OH! Food and beverages will be provided? In that case, I'm definitely going. Why would they serve food and drinks? It all just seems so odd. I wonder what the average age of the people there would be. . . maybe I should go.