Some Mildly Offensive Poems I Wrote

So in Creative Writing, we're in our poetry unit at the moment. I've never been a big fan of poetry and I'm a terrible poet, but we wrote these poems in class the other day and I'm actually pretty proud of them (well not that proud, but I think they're enjoyable, or at least enjoyable enough to put on this blog). They're also all comedic, mildly offensive poems. I was actually trying to write genuine poems at first, but then these came out. I wonder what that says about me. Anyways here they are (and I really don't have anything against Haiti or Japan; I just thought they were funny).

Adolescence (this one is a Limerick)

You life starts out as a baby

You were born in the country of Haiti

An earthquake struck

You're shit out of luck

Now reaching age five is a maybe

Japan (this is a List Poem)

Japan

Toyko

Lights

Swords

Dragons

Emperors

Kurosawa

Samurais

Ancient Legends

Asian People

Tourists

Sushi

Atomic Bombs

Nature

Trees

Lakes

Haikus

Tsunamis

This is what I love about Japan

Okay, this is my favorite one. It's a diamonte poem, and it's actually well written, not just offensive.

Men and Women

Men

Emotional, Complicated

Doing, Making, Achieving

Courteous, Elegant, Success, Beauty

Burping, Farting, Eating

Apathetic, Simple

Women

Thanks for reading! :D